I peered into the mists of time and noticed a pattern in the dramas …
AusterityBrexitCovid 19Dictatorship by clownsEarthquakes but one destroys HS2 so we break-even.Floods as usualGeorgians, not sure which Georgia, sorryHyperinflation oflilosInvasion of flying antsJeggings filled with Jaffa cakesKittens, but with fleasLaughing hysterically at nothingMonsters of the Id, the worst kind b.t.w.Nightmareon Coronation StreetOpera made compulsory.Power black-outs and brown-outs during a white-out . Happily no blue-outsQuaggas roaming the streets (for the scrabble fans)Recall of all smartphonesSequestration orders but we can’t remember what that meansTime warpsUnconsciousness. A relief by nowVisigoth attacks through the time warpsWhiskey shortage just when we need someXylophone is only instrument allowed by late 2023Yule for a whole monthZombies AND Earth Zapped by a gamma ray burst
Happy New Year!
© Chris Wright 2023-01-25